If you thought last week’s Season 49 premiere of Saturday Night Live was star-studded, featuring host Pete Davidson, musical performer Ice Spice, and cameos by the ubiquitous A-list couple Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, well, the sketch-comedy show’s second episode would not be outdone.
Following a cold open with a hilarious Bowen Yang as baby-carrying George Santos, Emmy-nominated The Last of Us star Pedro Pascal joined host/musical guest Bad Bunny for his monologue (and in another sketch with his overprotective Latina mother), and Lady Gaga (!) introduced Bad Bunny’s musical performance.
But SNL saved the best for last.
One of the final sketches of the evening was a parody of Sister Act 3 wherein a group of nuns — including Bad Bunny as Sister Teresa — are gathered together to be questioned about “something very upsetting”: a man may be posing as a nun and hiding amongst them in order to sleep with the other nuns.
“That is so rude! Whoever is doing that, you are very bad. Stop it!” exclaims Bad Bunny’s Sister Teresa, who seems like the obvious culprit.
The nuns, however, seem happy with the lovemaking they’ve been receiving.
But the “evil man trying to corrupt our previous virgin souls” is not Bad Bunny — it’s Mick Jagger, who enters the meeting dressed in a habit.
“Fine, I confess! It was me!” says Jagger. “I was the one who corrupted these poor women with my lips and my hips, and I was the one who rang the bell with my penis and yelled, ‘Ding-dong!’”
Yes, The Rolling Stones frontman is the one who’s been posing as “Sister Kevin” and pleasuring all the horny nuns.
“I know. This is probably the worst sex scandal in the history of the church, but look on the bright side: before I got here, all these Sisters just mumbled, ‘Our Father,’ and now they’re screaming, ‘Oh God!’” he says.